A dumb video where I talk a lot but my cat makes a cameo so it’s cool.

Semintental.

Confetti.  Magic.  Drug deals.

For English class, we were assigned a project where we had to get into groups and write/perform a song about the Declaration of Independence.  Naturally, I couldn’t not do a Lonely Island song.  So I present, to the tune of “Jack Sparrow,” our Declaration of Independence song.

(In this group is [left to right] myself, and my friends Miranda, Moe, and Caylin.  Caylin and Moe are my two best friends that I talk about frequently.  FUN TIMES.  Also, my dance moves are super killer.  I know you wouldn’t even guess this, but none of them were choreographed.)

I’m in the In N Out drive through. So. Hi.

Well.

Here’s this.

Why do I do the things I do.

So here’s another long video of me talking for an extended period of time, in which I speak of New York and answer questions and things.

Enjoy.

I don’t know why I’m making this.  I actually sound better in this than I do in real life, currently.

This thing sucks.  A lot.

Also, there’s a chance I could be getting a cold, to top it off.

So that’s what’s up.

Bored Sam is bored.